I think we should do a poem now, if that’s okay. This poem is a little bit sappy a little bit romantic, so we’ll get it out of the way now… Okay. It’s called I Fuck Sluts.
So apparently iCloud was hacked and pretty much every female celebrity’s nudes were leaked. I’d like to remind my followers not to post them, because they’re supposed to be private, and just because some asshole leaked them doesn’t mean you should make it worse by spreading them around.
Current mood: Ryan Evans when he wasn’t allowed to sing HumuHumu
Inspired by a friend
This should seriously become a children’s book